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Aaj – Ke – Shaitan – Bachche

Aaj – Ke – Shaitan – Bachche
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Aaj – Ke – Shaitan – Bachche

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Principal :
School ka time 8 baje ka tha aur tum 9 baje aaa rahe ho ???

Little Cute Student :
Sir aap naa – mera Intezar mat kiya karo, School shuru kar diya karo. 😉

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Boy :
Mom, please give me a glass of water.

Mom :
You come and drink it,
I am busy.

Boy :
Please mom !!!

Mom :
If you repeat,
I’ll slap you.

Boy :
When you come to slap me, bring the water.

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Nursery kay student nae Exam – sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.

Teacher :
Yeh kya kiya hai ?

Student :
Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna. 😝

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Dukandar se एक Chota Baccha :
Uncle Rang Gora karne wali Cream hai ???

Dukandar :
Haan hai.

Baccha :
Toh lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hoon. 😜

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Beta :
Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya ?

Papa :
Bilkul marte the.

Beta :
Toh yeh khandani Gundagardi kab tak Chalengi…😝

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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book :

“Dear Maths !
Please Grow – Up and Start solving your Problems yourself.
I have my own Problems !” 😂

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Father :
Agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe Papa mat kehna…😡😡

After Exam ….

Father :
What is your result ?

Son 😡:
Dimag kharab mat kar Dharampal, tu baap hone ka haq kho chuka hai.